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Jackie Cain, Roy Kral and the Sweet Smell Of Love

Jackie and Roy were a husband and wife singing duo who performed together for almost 60 years until Roy’s death in 2002. Wikipedia says the song is from a 1955 album called “Jackie Cain and Roy Kral” which was reissued in 1987 as “Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most.”

Even though I don’t wear any scent myself, I do highly endorse anthems to not stinking. But this song has absolutely nothing to do with not having B.O. This number is clearly a thinly veiled ode to rutting like beasts (which I also highly endorse). Of course they would have had to do it 1950’s style from separate twin beds and with one foot on the floor. People must have been MUCH more flexible back then!

Kate Micucci and Doing The Deed

Kate Micucci is an actor, singer, and song writer who came to prominence as half of the comedy singing duo Garfunkel and Oates. She has made appearances on several top rated TV shows including “Scrubs” where she played Gooch, the love interest of Ted, the lawyer character. I’m not sure what songs she sang at her Steve Allen show which, by the way, has the fabulous name “Playin’ With Micucci.” Most of the songs on You Tube have a sweet, child-like innocence that I find really appealing. Of course, I didn’t choose one of those songs. I chose a duet from “Scrubs.” The song was originally a Garfunkel and Oates number but they altered the title words slightly to make it safe for TV. I like this song because it illustrates the strange awkward dance we often do when attempting to communicate about matters of the flesh. Here’s “Screw You” from “Scrubs.”

WARNING: This song is about sex. If you don’t find that offensive give it a listen, it’s neato. After the break, I’m going to, very briefly and blandly, continue to talk about sex. Contents might be boring. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this post.

Age has its privileges! I can’t tell you how many women I know who married young then spent decades never having a single satisfying love making experience. It’s not necessarily because they marry unfeeling jerks either. It’s just that, all too often youth, inexperience, and poor communication combine to set up a pretty sad and frustrating cycle.

When you’re older and still single, worthwhile suitors get fewer and farther between and parts of your body start migrating south. But hopefully you’ve spent enough years in that sagging body that you can actually communicate  with the rare suitors about your needs. It seems to me if we could all just learn to say “Hey, if you knit one, purl two then carry the four and drop down the remainder, I’m going to have a splendid time. What can I do for you?” the world would be a much happier place!

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